Perhaps it's how i look at this world.

Perhaps it's how my angle about life that makes it so hard to live.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.

Henry J. Tillman

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

Life is a long lesson in humility.

James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894), "The Poet at the Breakfast-Table", 1872

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Peter De Vries

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

R. D. Laing

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Thornton Wilder (1897 - 1975)

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Wally 'Famous' Amos (1936 - )

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"

I've heard them all. I've read them all. Life is like this, life is like that. Bla bla clippity clap. I'm not saying that i hate quotes, collecting them is like my hobby.

But after a while i get tired of hearing and seeing the same thing. People try to say intelligent things. People trying to be intelligent.

Life is like a bowl of cherries. Life is like a tree.

Life is nothing like any of those. Life is like life. It's just life. Live it you idiots.


And by idiots, i'm referring to myself. I've got to be less antisocial. Dayem.