Sunday, 29 June 2008

I haven't done this in a very long time. So here goes



So we're alone again,
i wish it were over,
we seem to never end,
only get closer,
to the point where i can take no more

photographs and brightly coloured paper
are your mask you wear in this caper
that is our life we won't grant into the strife
a tear from your eyes brings me home

the clouds in your eyes
down your face they pour
won't you be the new one bound to shine
i take the blue ones every time
walk me down your broken line
all you have to do is cry

Saturday, 28 June 2008

One more thing.


This guy down here, he uber rules!
and it's because of this.



and another of my favourite.
Anak dara my farking arse.



It's called A-N-T-I-S-O-C-I-A-L.

learn it.

Thursday, 26 June 2008

THE ONLY REASON I AM SHORT IS BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.


IF YOU ARE THAT STUPID, JUST KEEP ON ASKING ME WHY I AM SHORT AND MAYBE YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW SHORT I AM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. daft bastard

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Am i that old-fashioned or are you guys just completely ignoramees.

Come on, how can you guys not have watched Grease or Wizard of Oz?

How can you guys haven't heard of The Beatles? Frank Sinatra?

Preposterous! Ridiculous! Scrunchy?

As the future generation of this polluted earth, I suggest to you, the government to create a law that subjects all teenagers should not forget their lineage. I mean their traditions that have been passed on by generations and generations. I mean come on lah people, this is The Beatles i'm talking about. It's the world history you idiots!

So drisgraceful, such shame. Such humiliation. Such... anything that such should be.


I don't know what this world is coming to. These kids today.
That part of my life is over. I have moved on now. Having said it is over doesn't mean it didn't happen.



On a lighter note, I am a vampire.

Thursday, 12 June 2008


Instead of explaining to you and telling you stories about the topic at hand. I'll just talk about myself.


Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.


the end.

me!

Wednesday, 11 June 2008


If Michael has started smoking that means it's good to smoke. Come on everyone, let's have a puff. I know i'm going to.