Friday 12 September 2008

Things i am afraid of.

1. Balloons.
Although i love bubbles, balloons, they're physical counterparts, on the other hand, are like bombs in disguise. Really, i'm not exaggerating. This is the truth. I checked wikipedia out and here is what they have to say:

Some balloons are purely decorative, while others are used for specific purposes such as meteorology, medical treatment, military defense, or transportation. A balloon's properties, including its low density and relatively low cost, have led to a wide range of applications.
now, can you see something is wrong. For military defense? See, i told ya.

2.Injections/Vaccination.
Or any other type of poking a large needle or syringe into various parts of your body. Thus far i have only been injected perhaps four times and still can feel the burn and pain. Anyone who says they are not afraid of this type of "medication" is stupid. It's not that i'm against the "i want to donate some blood" campaign thing, but it's the method they used to get the blood out of the body. Call me when they have created a technology that can tranpsort blood out of the body without using syringes or sucking it painfully.

3.Fans.
Not not those fans you have when you get famous or popular. Not the groupies too, although sometimes they are very frightening. But i'm talking about the fans you have at your home that you used to make you feel breeze and cool. And i'm not talking about those ancient chinese handmade fans that you can bring around anywhere but the electric fans that stick to your walls or ceilings. Everytime i look at them i get flashes concerning about deaths. Like how the vanes of the fan could snap and then "boomerang" around the household and at last cut your head off. Or perhaps how a fan on the ceiling would snap and fall on you and if the weihgt did not kill you, the revolving vanes will.

4.Rings.
I don't have any commitment problems. I am a very loyal person and would do anything for a person i love but rings just freak the hell out of me. One ring to rule them all, one ring to bring them and in the darkness bind them. There's a reason why Tolkien created the Lord of the rings, and the fear of not getting to unwear them is one of them. That's why i vowed never to wear a ring for decorative purposes unless of course its for engagements because i am just afraid that the rings i wear, i could not unmask them which in the end leaves me with no other choice than to use peanut butter to loosen it up or worse case scenario, cut my finger off.

5.Heights.
Every sane intelligent person will have the same problem. People who are born geniuses are all afraid of heights. It's called acrophobia and i have it. The only reason i am short is because i have the RATIONAL fear of heights. Let me repeat that, i have a RATIONAL fear of heights. You see, we are created to live on ground, not in the water, above it or in the sky and perhaps space. We should just firmly put our feet on the ground where it is safe and away from harms path. That is what any other self-respecting intelligent individuals would do.

6.Fear of being alone.
Which includes afraid of eating out at any stall, restaurant, joint or outlet alone. No shit. Other than that i am afraid of going to the movies alone(yes i am afraid of the dark too, who doesn't?) but just because i can't enjoy any stimulating activity alone. I am a social beast eventhough sometimes i prefer to be unsociable but nevertheless, that is the characteristic of a Libra. That is why most of us dislike and perhaps sometimes hates being alone.

7.Insects.
Hairy and infinite number of legs with attachable wings. Enough said.

8.Clowns.
According to popular belief, which is a lie, clowns are funny and nice? I think they forgot to mention that clowns are really serial killers in disguise. I'm not being paranoid. Since i am an Empath, which means that i can feel the emotions of others, i remember one incident where i stumbled upon a clown and i just felt blank. Nada, zilch, nyet. I was 6 then and that made me cry my eye-sockets out. Okay so i am exaggerating but who cares. Behind those happy gay faces, they are really sad and deceitful and big fat liars. One more thing, making animals out of balloons(see above) is SHITTY! Especially, out of balloons.

9.Dissappointment.
Tell me about it.

10.Kids.
Well it's not so much that i am afraid of them but maybe perhaps i hate them. You could even say i despise them. Aside from the fact that they don't fucking understand me, they love clowns and animals made out of balloons. Other than that, they love to play with insects and eat them. Can you spell disgusting? Plus they always, and i mean always with no hesitation or sympathy, throw tantrums around like it's they business. And, they like to hit me. I don't know why but they do and it just makes me want to choke them to fairyland where all their worst nightmares come true.

one more thing, they draw shitty stuffs man. Hahahaha. Fire in the A-HOLE!

4 comments:

  1. what is wrong with making balloon animals. Maybe you just haven't seen a talented balloon twister. PS. I'm not a clown.

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  2. maybe you're right, i've just never seen a talented balloon twister. but still they freak me out. your blogs are cool too by the way.

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  3. i hate belon jugak! :D belon, belon, belonooo

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  4. ahaha thank god i'm not alone. :D

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